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March 21, 2009


here are some really cute poems or jokes i found in my sister's diary book where all her friends wrote their biodata in when she was in primary school(you know the books that we passed around with our girl friends for them to write about themselves?) Keep in mind that they were little kids when they wrote these.

If you like somebody,
don't be shy.
Just stand up
and shout "He's mine!"

Early in the morning,
at six o'clock.
(inserts name) in the toilet
Plot, Plot, Plot.

Hugging is a scandal.
Kissing is a shame.
But since boys invented it
The girls are not to blame.

Girl : I've got a stomachache.
Aunt : That's because your stomach is empty.
Girl : Now i know why Mom always gets a headache.
Aunt : Why?
Girl : It's because she has nothing in her head.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Boys are cheap.
10 cents for 2.

Some shoes are black.
Some shoes are tan.
Don't flirt with boys
or I'll tell your old man!

Jack and Jill went up a hill.
To fetch a pail of water.
God knows what they did.
And came down with a daughter.

Gosh. i still remember those times in primary school. So happy and free, nothing to worry about. My, oh my i'm feeling nostalgic :)

Love,
Shafura♥